So some dude hacked Lindsay Lohan’s gmail and blackberry accounts, and it reveals what it’s like to be a young celeb in Hollywood. You’d think being a celeb must be tough, dealing with more important stuff than the average joe, such as contract negotiations, movie scripts, salary talks… nope. Nothing but drama, and not your typical drama, but grade 7 drama. Looks like fun.
So here’s a list of the cast:
- Shannaxoxo - Shanna Moakler
- Sam Young - DJ Samantha Ronson, Lohan’s lesbian lover
- Stavros - Stavros Niarchos, billionaire, got his dick wet by Lindsay and Paris
- Paris Hilton - Hottie Extraordinaire
My favorite is the Paris email, where Lohan thinks she’s conspiring with Perez Hilton to write nasty shit about her. One of the Shanna email’s good too, where she talks about Lindsay’s Crew and the game of fucking other people’s men that they play. Makes me want to be a celeb and get in on the action. All I’d need to do is to bang one of them, and I’ve got them all. By getting them all, I mean the clap, herpes, you name it!
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Regular readers of my blog probably picked up on the fact that I love breasts, so when I saw this cool new breakthrough in breast augmentation procedures, I was a happy man. The worst part of implants is for the girl to choose the right sized ones that works for her, and as long as she doesn’t gain or lose any weight, they’ll look great if sized properly. But of course, that never happens, and forces people like Pam Anderson to continually go under the knife and get new ones to match.
These puppies completely solve that problem. After installation, the doctor can insert a tube and pump them up like my old Air Jordans, allowing any size you want, kinda like Paris Hilton and her bra. The best part is during the insertion procedure, it can be left in the smallest state, and weekly adjustments can be made to inflate the size while stretching the skin more naturally, resulting in little or no stretch marks.
If I knew inventing medical devices was so cool, I would’ve never dropped out of school.
It looks like Sony’s latest console is doing pretty badly in the UK. After launch week, leaked sales data shows a 82% drop in sales and pre-orders. Sony shrugs that off as insignificant, since demand was so high in the first week that 82% means nothing. But look at this picture, PS3’s in stock to the point where it’s taking up clearance space. Sony’s been talking big in terms of sales, but even here in Canada, PS3’s were in stock everywhere a month after launch.
I’m a gear head, and have purchased pretty much every console since the NES on launch dates. The PS3 was the first big player console that I didn’t buy. It wasn’t that I couldn’t afford it… I just couldn’t justify putting down $1000 for no good games. Sony talked about GT4:HDÂ a helluva lot and I was going to buy one so I didn’t have to fight the rush when that came out shortly after launch. Good decision, since they scrapped GT4:HD, released it as a demo, and said it’ll be a while before GT5 will arrive. When GT5 comes out, that’s when I’ll change my mind, in the meantime, my Xbox 360 is keeping me really busy.
If you suck at Guitar Hero, what do you do? Well these guys decided to build a robot to play Guitar Hero 2 for PS2. That’s right… a rig consisting of screen detection, a fret hand and a pick hand to play the game perfectly. They call it Guitar Heronoid. While it can only play things slowly now, it’s still pretty impressive. Let me know when it can beat me in Freebird in Expert. In performance mode with no notes showing. Then, we’ll talk.
At the Game Developers Conference this year, Dolby’s Jason Page spoke about next-gen audio on the PS3. To sum things up, MIDI, which has been around forever, conjures up music in games of the past… beeps and boops. Since then, game developers have moved towards pre-recorded audio tracks.
With advances in audio sampling, and enough CPU power to output virtually unlimited amounts of audio samples simultaneously, he predicts a shift BACK to MIDI based in game music, allowing the music to interact with what’s happening in the game. Remember Super Mario Bros background music seamlessly changing when you get a star? Expect to see that again in future games.
Looks like someone having a really boring day figured out how to superzoom into Google map’s satellite view. So first, you find a site you want to see, and click on satellite view:
Then, by changing a parameter in the URL like so:
Select a location and switch to satellite view. Zoom in as far as you can, and click ‘link to this page’ at the top right. Now replace the ‘z’ parameter in the URL with a higher value, e.g. 20, 22, or 23, and wait. Some locations will now show more detailed imagery.
You end up with a super high detail zoom’d in image:
Of course, only some map areas support it, so your mileage may vary.
…and I hope it’s not you. The Furutech Demag is a device that claims to demagnitize your CD’s and DVD’s to improve video and audio quality. Unfortunately, CD’s and DVD’s work on an optical principal, and is not affected by magnetic fields. Listed at $2900, there’s going to be a few stupid video and audiophiles that preach the wonders of this device. Suckers.
