Not only is she strikingly beautiful, but Megan Fox has officially jumped to the top of my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Let me list the reasons why.
- She’s as hot as Angelina, but without the baggage.
- She did Transformers. That’s hot.
- Tattoos in the right places.
- Transformers. I’m a geek. Nuff said.
- And the best reason… She loves the herb!
“I wanted to try several things and make an informed decision, but I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized.”
That’s my girl! I’m a very simple man, it doesn’t take much for a chick to impress me. The fact that she loves the herb, and has the magical ability to tightens up my pants this quickly is pretty damn perfect in my book.
Tons more after the jump.
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Now that Paris is back in the club scene, I thought it’d be perfect timing to start posting hotties and celebs again. Welcome back Paris, both you and your superbra!
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Pretty much all chicks hide how they really look with either clever application of makeup, or just pound it on hard every morning, and celebrities are no exception. Seeing any one of them with no makeup on can be a frightening experience, especially when you’re so used to looking at the hot version. Believe me, I’ve owned a lot porn DVDs and watch all the behind the scenes footages where they show the pornstars before makeup. It’s pretty creepy. (they’re celebs too right?)
Christina Aguilera, OTOH, really doesn’t look too bad. In fact, I think she actually looks BETTER with less make up on, because lately, she’s definately classified in the “pounding it on” category. I dunno, maybe it’s those tig ‘o bitties that are distracting me.
A few more of Christina after the jump. Save ‘em up, cuz word on the street says she’s preggos. No more spank bank pics for 9 months!
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It’s been a while since we’ve seen a good Elisha Cuthbert movie. Ever since she teased the hell out of all of us in The Girl Next Door (where she played a porn star so damn well), she showed up for an episode or 2 of 24, and that was it. Well she’s at it again, giving us a glimpse of her sexyness, but this time, much less slutty than her movie appearance. I’m really digging the short blonde hair, although she does look great regardless of her style.
Tons more after the jump, short hair, long hair, cleavage, you name it we’ve got it!
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Grade : A
As seen in our last Tara Reid update, her hotness progress is going at a strong pace. Compared to the last batch of pics, it’s impressive that she’s worked her way from a 7 to a 8. Her hard work is paying off, as I’m on the verge of putting her back on my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Keep it going Tara, you’re almost there on the list, don’t give up now!
More of 8 out of 10 Tara after the jump.
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As a pretty geeky guy, I was looking forward to seeing the new Transformers movie coming out July 4th because of my childhood obsession with the geeky toys. Now, I have a new excuse, and her name is Megan Fox. I’ve noticed her before watching that stupid Lindsay Lohan movie Confessions of a Teenaged Drama Queen (ya ya I watch retarded movies), and thought she was alright, but man, these pics show how classy hot she looks. She’s so classy, I’m not even going to talk about droppin’ loads over her, because that would be wrong.
Several more pics after the jump.
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Those that watched the MTV music awards got rewarded with this. Seriously, girl on girl action is hot… hot girl on hot girl action… excuse me while I clean up. Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Kimmel are lucky sons of bitches.
More for the bank after the jump, one with a nice shot of Sarah Silverman’s rack. I never thought they were THAT nice!
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Is there a charity where I can donate to help fund face transplant research? Because this has got to be one of the worst joke Hollywood has played on us, by giving us this solid body and that face. Fergie should really do some public service announcements on what meth can do to you. Start with a low shot, showing off that killer ass with some softcore porn music in the background. Next, camera rotates towards the front, showcasing the killer abs. Then the tits… oh ya baby. Then as the music abrubtly cuts out, a shot of her face, with her telling the audience this is what happens when you do meth. That’ll stop the epidemic right there and then.
More of the questionable Fergie after the jump.
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What kind of a man would go home, get in bed with what you see here, and SLEEP? Apparently, she’s feeling a bit lonely beceause her husband Len Wiseman, director of the new Die Hard movie, is working too hard, and using the bedroom purely for rest.
‘I’ve felt so lonely because Len has been a virtual stranger for several months now,’ she says. ‘He basically only comes home to sleep.’
Honestly, if it was me, and I only had 4 hours at the house, the last thing I would do is sleep coming home to Kate. I’d go till I was blowing air, hire a driver to drive me to work and sleep in the car. Naps at lunch. Whatever it takes to get crazy with her in the sack every day.
More of Kate looking damn good after the jump.
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It’s a bit embarassing, but yes, I’ve watched the Princess Diaries, only because of Anne Hathaway. She’s got that innocent girl next door look to her, even tho she has that rockin’ body that can easily be made to look skakalicious. In my opinion, she should rank up there with Scarlett Johansson. In fact, she’s so up there, that I even watched the Princess Diaries 2 after suffering through the first one. I heard she got naked in Brokeback Mountain, but that’s where I draw the line. Thank god she got naked in Havoc, even though it was just a small peek at those eraser nips. Careful if you’re watching that video at work, I couldn’t stand up for a full half hour after watching it.
More of Anne after the jump.
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Well since I feel like a pedo already today, I might as well continue with this. Hayden’s approaching her 18th birthday (August 21st to be exact), so she’ll be legal pretty soon. And what’s not to love about her? I mean, she dry humped the fucking Stanley Cup, and as a Canadian, that automatically makes her a goddess. And that tongue, she’s just teasing me now.
And is it just me, or is she looking better and better everytime I post about her? August 21st, she’s getting added to my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Who am I kidding, she’s already on there.
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God damn… young tight ass in booty shorts. Even better than Pam. I feel so dirty right now looking at these pics, somebody needs to revisit the age / 2 + 7 rule.
A few more of Hilary’s sweet ass and legs after the jump.
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The title says it all. Honestly, Pam’s been around the block, has more miles on her than my ‘82 Civic, but man, throw some short shorts on her, hide the fucked up upwards pointing nipples, sexy blonde hair, and WOW. I’m not even paying attention to her leatherface, which is fairly well hidden by about an inch of makeup. Excuse me while I loosen up my pants.
A bunch more of for the spank bank after the jump.
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Nipple slips are cool and all, but it’s always a treat when a full boob pops right out. It’s been a while… the last one I remember was a coked out Tara Reid posing all sexy and shit, not realizing her tit completely popped out. Mischa Barton doesn’t really do it for me, but when it’s a full tit hanging out like that, hey, I ain’t gonna complain.
A bunch of NSFW titties after the jump.
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