Not only is she strikingly beautiful, but Megan Fox has officially jumped to the top of my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Let me list the reasons why.
- She’s as hot as Angelina, but without the baggage.
- She did Transformers. That’s hot.
- Tattoos in the right places.
- Transformers. I’m a geek. Nuff said.
- And the best reason… She loves the herb!
“I wanted to try several things and make an informed decision, but I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized.”
That’s my girl! I’m a very simple man, it doesn’t take much for a chick to impress me. The fact that she loves the herb, and has the magical ability to tightens up my pants this quickly is pretty damn perfect in my book.
Tons more after the jump.
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Now that Paris is back in the club scene, I thought it’d be perfect timing to start posting hotties and celebs again. Welcome back Paris, both you and your superbra!
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Pretty much all chicks hide how they really look with either clever application of makeup, or just pound it on hard every morning, and celebrities are no exception. Seeing any one of them with no makeup on can be a frightening experience, especially when you’re so used to looking at the hot version. Believe me, I’ve owned a lot porn DVDs and watch all the behind the scenes footages where they show the pornstars before makeup. It’s pretty creepy. (they’re celebs too right?)
Christina Aguilera, OTOH, really doesn’t look too bad. In fact, I think she actually looks BETTER with less make up on, because lately, she’s definately classified in the “pounding it on” category. I dunno, maybe it’s those tig ‘o bitties that are distracting me.
A few more of Christina after the jump. Save ‘em up, cuz word on the street says she’s preggos. No more spank bank pics for 9 months!
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It’s been a while since we’ve seen a good Elisha Cuthbert movie. Ever since she teased the hell out of all of us in The Girl Next Door (where she played a porn star so damn well), she showed up for an episode or 2 of 24, and that was it. Well she’s at it again, giving us a glimpse of her sexyness, but this time, much less slutty than her movie appearance. I’m really digging the short blonde hair, although she does look great regardless of her style.
Tons more after the jump, short hair, long hair, cleavage, you name it we’ve got it!
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Grade : A
As seen in our last Tara Reid update, her hotness progress is going at a strong pace. Compared to the last batch of pics, it’s impressive that she’s worked her way from a 7 to a 8. Her hard work is paying off, as I’m on the verge of putting her back on my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Keep it going Tara, you’re almost there on the list, don’t give up now!
More of 8 out of 10 Tara after the jump.
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As a pretty geeky guy, I was looking forward to seeing the new Transformers movie coming out July 4th because of my childhood obsession with the geeky toys. Now, I have a new excuse, and her name is Megan Fox. I’ve noticed her before watching that stupid Lindsay Lohan movie Confessions of a Teenaged Drama Queen (ya ya I watch retarded movies), and thought she was alright, but man, these pics show how classy hot she looks. She’s so classy, I’m not even going to talk about droppin’ loads over her, because that would be wrong.
Several more pics after the jump.
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Those that watched the MTV music awards got rewarded with this. Seriously, girl on girl action is hot… hot girl on hot girl action… excuse me while I clean up. Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Kimmel are lucky sons of bitches.
More for the bank after the jump, one with a nice shot of Sarah Silverman’s rack. I never thought they were THAT nice!
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Is there a charity where I can donate to help fund face transplant research? Because this has got to be one of the worst joke Hollywood has played on us, by giving us this solid body and that face. Fergie should really do some public service announcements on what meth can do to you. Start with a low shot, showing off that killer ass with some softcore porn music in the background. Next, camera rotates towards the front, showcasing the killer abs. Then the tits… oh ya baby. Then as the music abrubtly cuts out, a shot of her face, with her telling the audience this is what happens when you do meth. That’ll stop the epidemic right there and then.
More of the questionable Fergie after the jump.
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With Guitar Hero 3 being introduced on next-gen platforms (360 and PS3), the graphics have been improved significantly, as it’s not based on a PS2 version, allowing developers to go all out in terms of visuals. Looking at this screenshot, they’ve improved the graphics 10 fold. The game is a complete rewrite by Activision, and not based on the Red Octane code, so it’ll be interesting to see how the gameplay feels compared to the original.
The new guitars will be Les Paul styled guitars, and finally, wireless. Even though a whammy bar on a Les Paul is kinda wierd, the guitar looks to feel a lot better than the Explorer model on the 360, bringing back a feel of the original SG version. The rock meter has changed it’s look, with a strung note count, which makes it easier to figure out if you’ve hit that 1000 note streak achievement (I have yet to do it).
2 videos have been released so far, available here and here. A few more screenshots after the jump, including the wireless Les Paul.
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Activision announced GH3 for the PS3, XBOX360 and the Nintendo Wii yesterday. The new version will feature tons of new songs, and unlike the previous versions of Guitar Hero, many of the songs will be master recordings and not studio covers. Some of the songs include:
- Paint It Black (by The Rolling Stones)
- Cherub Rock (by Smashing Pumpkins)
- Sabotage (by Beastie Boys)
- The Metal (by Tenacious D)
- My Name is Jonas (by Weezer)
- Knights of Cydonia (by Muse)
- Cult of Personality (by Living Colour)
- Rock And Roll All Nite (as made famous by Kiss)
- School’s Out (as made famous by Alice Cooper)
- Slow Ride (as made famous by Fog Hat)
- Barracuda (as made famous by Heart)
The first 7 songs on the list in bold are the masters by the original artists. Also revealed in the press release, the new version will feature online multi-player battles, new wireless guitars that look like Gibson Les Pauls (SWEET!), and a new boss battle mode. Not much details on the last bit, but I’m expecting a battle of the bands type contest against a CPU guitar hero. Instead of having to just finish songs to finish the game, you will have to finish them with huge runs now, giving us a lot more replay value.
In other news, many GH2 360 owners on the official Guitar Hero forums, including myself, are upset at the fact that there’s been next to ZERO downloadable content for the game, as well as the high price of the download packs. While I don’t mind the price, the lack of new songs is fairly annoying, as the songs from the 360 version were shared with the PS2 version and most people have played them countless times already even before the 360 version was available.
Activision and Microsoft promised weekly or monthly updates with new songs and content, but since the last 3 downloadable song packs nearly 2 months ago, there’s been absolutely nothing. The 80’s version that’s coming out is a PS2 exclusive, so nobody knows if those songs will be available as downloadable packs either. Activision and Microsoft have been silent through the whole ordeal, so for now, all we can do is sit around with our fingers crossed hoping for an update.
What kind of a man would go home, get in bed with what you see here, and SLEEP? Apparently, she’s feeling a bit lonely beceause her husband Len Wiseman, director of the new Die Hard movie, is working too hard, and using the bedroom purely for rest.
‘I’ve felt so lonely because Len has been a virtual stranger for several months now,’ she says. ‘He basically only comes home to sleep.’
Honestly, if it was me, and I only had 4 hours at the house, the last thing I would do is sleep coming home to Kate. I’d go till I was blowing air, hire a driver to drive me to work and sleep in the car. Naps at lunch. Whatever it takes to get crazy with her in the sack every day.
More of Kate looking damn good after the jump.
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It’s a bit embarassing, but yes, I’ve watched the Princess Diaries, only because of Anne Hathaway. She’s got that innocent girl next door look to her, even tho she has that rockin’ body that can easily be made to look skakalicious. In my opinion, she should rank up there with Scarlett Johansson. In fact, she’s so up there, that I even watched the Princess Diaries 2 after suffering through the first one. I heard she got naked in Brokeback Mountain, but that’s where I draw the line. Thank god she got naked in Havoc, even though it was just a small peek at those eraser nips. Careful if you’re watching that video at work, I couldn’t stand up for a full half hour after watching it.
More of Anne after the jump.
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Well since I feel like a pedo already today, I might as well continue with this. Hayden’s approaching her 18th birthday (August 21st to be exact), so she’ll be legal pretty soon. And what’s not to love about her? I mean, she dry humped the fucking Stanley Cup, and as a Canadian, that automatically makes her a goddess. And that tongue, she’s just teasing me now.
And is it just me, or is she looking better and better everytime I post about her? August 21st, she’s getting added to my Celeb-Top-5-Fuck-List. Who am I kidding, she’s already on there.
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God damn… young tight ass in booty shorts. Even better than Pam. I feel so dirty right now looking at these pics, somebody needs to revisit the age / 2 + 7 rule.
A few more of Hilary’s sweet ass and legs after the jump.
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