
I say a lot of stupid shit everyday on Beyond, my car forums. I’m not trying to be funny, I’m just telling it like it is, as honest as I can. And somehow, instead of getting in trouble with the law for verbal abuse, inappropriate sexual banter, or rage2’s words of wisdom, people actually consider things I say Sig Worthy. For those that aren’t familiar with the world of forums, every user has a signature, and some like to quote interesting or funny sayings, thus making those quotes sig worthy.
Today, I racked up my 10th Sig Worthy quote, and I’m honored that so many people find my wisdom useful. Because really, it’s verbal diarrhea that spews from me, and somehow, it works in wacky situations. Read more to see the list!
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Jessica Biel is set to star with Adam Sandler and Kevin James in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry this summer. In these HDTV screenshots captured from the trailer, it shows Jessica Biel showing off her amazing T&A, and lucky for Adam and Kevin, they got to grope her. That’s right, they’re getting paid to grope Jessica Biel’s tits and ass. I need to do stupid shit that gets me famous, because I want in on that action! More spanktastic shots after the jump.
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Continuing with the cougar week theme, may I present to you 36 year old Uma Thurman. I’ve always been a fan of Uma, thanks to her roles in Quentin Tarantino Movies, and always thought she was full of shit when she said that she has natural D’s when she was on Howard Stern’s show. I guess she wasn’t lying. That’s a killer fucking cougar body, especially the ass shot. More pics after the jump.
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